And so it begins...

By way of introduction: I'm 31. I'm a woman, not a girl, and not not a girl not yet a woman. I like cats. Oh, and cheese. Stinky included. Spray, not so much. Also humor and smartness and your own personal brand of wack, whatever that might happen to be. I work as a writer, by trade, but this means I am somebody else's bitch during the day. (though I must say I am handsomely compensated). Here I am bitch to nobody and I shall write what I please. So. Onto it, then.