This is TOTALLY going to thrill McMumsy
Today at church a single man sat down behind me and then ANOTHER one sat next to me in the SAME PEW. He looked a little nervous. I peace-be-withed you both of them but that's as far as it went. I am so not up on the rules when it comes to picking up men at Mass.
posted by McPolack at 10:30 AM
5 Comments:
I think you shake with two hands. And squeeze.
And then you, you know, show him how you can tie the wafer in a knot with your tongue.
Am I going to hell?
12:53 PM, April 21, 2008
Yes.
2:17 PM, April 21, 2008
Dang. I stick with the two-hand shake, though.
3:34 PM, April 21, 2008
It's good advice.
I'll pray for your soul.
4:02 PM, April 21, 2008
Overmatter is completely wrong. You shake with one hand and place the other hand on their shoulder...pulling them in toward your face while your suductively eye-locked. Hopefully they'll just kiss you right there.
7:58 PM, April 21, 2008
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