Sunday, April 20, 2008

This is TOTALLY going to thrill McMumsy

Today at church a single man sat down behind me and then ANOTHER one sat next to me in the SAME PEW. He looked a little nervous. I peace-be-withed you both of them but that's as far as it went. I am so not up on the rules when it comes to picking up men at Mass.

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Blogger Overmatter said...

I think you shake with two hands. And squeeze.

And then you, you know, show him how you can tie the wafer in a knot with your tongue.

Am I going to hell?

12:53 PM, April 21, 2008

Blogger McPolack said...


2:17 PM, April 21, 2008

Blogger Overmatter said...

Dang. I stick with the two-hand shake, though.

3:34 PM, April 21, 2008

Blogger McPolack said...

It's good advice.

I'll pray for your soul.

4:02 PM, April 21, 2008

Blogger Ballard Greener said...

Overmatter is completely wrong. You shake with one hand and place the other hand on their shoulder...pulling them in toward your face while your suductively eye-locked. Hopefully they'll just kiss you right there.

7:58 PM, April 21, 2008


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