You can't polish a turd

Got the mail today. In it were three envelopes, one for each apartment. These envelopes were trying verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry hard to be official-looking. They were from the Official Mailing Center! They reminded anyone who cared to look that it is a Federal Offense to Open Someone Else's Mail! And lots of other self-important jibberjabber in black type on a white background.

Of COURSE it was junk mail. I know the people who send this stuff do it because people fall for it; mainly elderly people. Which makes me wonder what chicanery like this will be disguised as when I'm 99 years old.