Bofine

So Dr. Moo did pretty well at her first cow competition. She and Carnation placed seventh out of 22 overall, a fine feat especially when you consider that many of the top cows cost thousands of dollars, whereas Moo's cow was, well, a townie.

Moo ended up showing a second cow, Anneke, in another competition (placing fifth out of 10) Anneke is older and therefore bigger, but not big enough to merit a poop bucket. What is a poop bucket, you ask? And of course I have your answer: A poop bucket has hay at the bottom and is used by people showing big bovines to catch those big bovines' big BMs. They also clean their backsides with baby wipes afterwards. The poo-catching is done to save fairgoers the experience of stepping in a steaming cow flop, while the baby wipes are used to ensure the cows have shiny clean bottoms. Because nobody wants to show up for a beauty pageant with a dirty derriere.