Cheesus

So the husband of a friend of mine works at Intel. According to my friend, Intel (or at least the MA location) decided cheese was inefficient. So one day a week the cafeteria doesn't serve it: no cheeseburgers, no shredded cheese in the salad bar, no grilled cheese sandwiches, and if Mayor McCheese shows up he's shot on sight. I tried Googling this to get more information but alas came up with nothing.

Stupid nerds. I consider their cheeselessness one more vote in favor of liberal arts degrees.