Beefy

Another tale from the files of Dr. Moo:

Dr. Moo was called out at five o'clock in the morning for a prolapsed uterus. When a cow has a prolapsed uterus, the cure is to stuff the uterus back inside of the cow. She did this. Then the farmers offered her breakfast. She said sure, and went inside. They were having BLT's, to use up some of the tomatoes from their garden. Dr. Moo politely declined the BLT's, saying she didn't feel like bacon that day, and ate cereal instead.

Dr. Moo is a vegetarian and has been one since she was nine years old. I asked her why she didn't tell the farmers this. She told me that these farmers raised beef cattle and for her to tell them she didn't eat meat was like telling people who shop at the Gap that you hate jeans. It's just rude.