Get On the Bus

I was stuck between two couples loudly making out while waiting for the bus to come tonight. Lots of mmmmmmmmmm and lip smacking and slurping and other getaroom behavior. This isn't the first time this has happened. I've been near other noisy neckers.

The bus stop is smelly and dirty and loud. There's bird poo and spit and gum and god-knows-what on the ground. There's lots of random people everywhere. It doesn't make me horny. But it apparently has quite the effect on some folks. Maybe the bus stop is the new Viagra.