Let's Go to the Beach!

Bathing suit...check
Towel...check
Apply self-tanner to many pale spots on body...check
Sunscreen...check
Trashy mags...check
Trashy snacks...check
Floppy hat...check
Wax bikini line by ones self with peel-off strips whilst sitting with spread legs on bathroom floor...YEE-OUCH!
And on the TMI front, blondes are the hairiest of them all.