Scatalogical

It was another fun-filled family weekend at the McPolack homestead. Met Dr. Moo in Portsmouth after driving through godawful traffic; those fucking tourist, blecch! In their GIANT fucking cars. Oh how I hate them.

Dr. Moo told more tales of getting covered in all manner of goo; this time it was all about how her boot was filled to the brim with amniotic fluid -- while it was still on her foot, of course. She also is getting sent to all of the interesting farms by the guys she works with -- including the one run by the Naked Dairyman, who apparently for many years did all his farmin' in his shitkickers and absolutely nothing else. He has kids now so he wears shorts. But still.

Polack pappy had a tale to tell as well -- about how he had diarrhea. Then he spontaneously sang a song that he made up on the spot. It was all about diarrhea. It was pretty impressive.