Okay.

So W is now on Press Secretary # 3.

Mr. President, I have a word of advice for you: It's not that your press secretaries are doing a bad job. It's that you keep on LYING to the American public. And let me tell you from personal experience: If you spray the smell of caca with lemon, you just end up with lemon-scented caca.

It's still caca, George.

Why not try the truth?