Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Underwear that's fun to wear

I had a wardrobe malfunction this afternoon. I was headed downstairs at Park Street to catch the Red Line to Alewife when a gust of wind blew up and blew the two sides of my wraparound dress apart. Alas, I do not have the legs of Marilyn Monroe. They are more the legs of Arnold Schwarzenegger. They are meaty. Muscular. They also have some cellulite.

Alas Alas, I was wearing a giant ill-fitting saggy-baggy pair of flowered grandma underpants. At least they weren't the ones I wear when applying self-tanner, which are an appetizing shade of cacadoodie brown.


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