Treat Her Like A Lady

While walking back from the gym today I passed a house whose exterior is being gutted and redone. There was a construction worker in front of it, watching what was happening, and smoking a butt. As I drew closer, I heard the delightful sound of him hocking up a loogie. He turned, saw me, and waited until I had passed to spit that loogie out.

I can sure tell Valentine's Day is coming!