The McPolacks love a rebel

To give you an idea of the type of behavior that's lauded in the McP family, I present this snippet: My parents have replaced their three children with three animals, a dog, a cat, and a chinchilla. Polackpappy loves to brag about Harry, the chinchilla, and the latest addition to the family. Harry takes his exercise every night at 8 in the downstairs loo. Recently Pp opened the door and discovered Harry standing on his hind legs "admiring himself in the mirror."

"Then," Pp said, and rather proudly, "I looked over and saw one single turd on the bar of soap."