PolackPappy, ever the star

I made the mistake of asking PolackPappy what he was thinking at Thanksgiving dinner. "Well," he announced to the table at large, and then proceeded to share how when he was in college he went with his fraternity brothers to help load turkeys onto a truck in Nebraska and naturally this freaked the turkeys out and some of them had such large breasts that they had heart attacks and died. But the frat bros got to keep the dead turkeys! And then they decided to steal some live turkeys as well and dispatch them themselves.

Ahem. This was akin to, although not quite as inappropriate as the time PP showed me an album from a fishing trip he took to Bermuda with his friend Evil Fred. Most of the pictures were what you would expect. Except for one featuring the two of them, bare-ass naked save for straw hats, with their arms around one another grinning like fools.

Anyhoo, here are a couple of safer PP shots from Turkey Day:

Kissing Cousin S


You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Your Dad's nose, however, is up for grabs.