"Hooray for the end of fecal day!"

That'd be Dr. Moo's FB status right now. Poetic, isn't it? Fecal day, for those not in the know, is the day the dewormer salesman comes to town. Much like the tin salesman in the Little House book series, the dewormer salesman offers little gifts to entice people to buy his product. Only his gift is poop examination. You bring him your poop, he looks at it under a microscope-which is hooked up to a computer screen allowing the poop-bringer to follow along-and lets you know whether there are worms in it.

He is a very, very popular fellow, according to Dr. Moo. People stop by to drop off a load all day long. And the whole office reeks. Of roses!

No, just kidding. It smells like doody.

Dr. Moo did get to escape at one point, to the upstairs small animal vet clinic, to give plasma to a baby alpaca.