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I've been wracking my brain trying to come up with a witty headline to go along with what I am about to write but couldn't figure out a good way to shorten the fact that anyone behind the video counter at Hollywood Express can so tell I am single by what I rented this evening, on two for one Tuesday:

Mean Girls
sylvia
Under the Tuscan Sun
Frida

It's a good mix of tortured artsy women and Lindsay Lohan.