Children today...
...apparently are not capable of wiping their own asses using standard toilet paper. I just saw an ad for some new line of products (which I will not name, thus giving them free publicity) that include wipes in a tub because kids can't handle "twisty, tangly toilet paper."
Um, are kids coming with fewer brain cells and less motor coordination now? Cause last time I checked, you just unroll the tp, rip it off, and wipe away.
posted by McPolack at 3:11 PM
4 Comments:
Is there any correlation with the disturbing increase in brown underwear?
4:34 PM, March 16, 2006
McP, I've been thinking about this, and I don't think this is a new problem. Didn't chickenfucker have difficulty with tp as well? I seem to recall he had cinnabuns.
10:59 PM, March 16, 2006
It's more about parents today than children.. these companies want to make parents feel like there's something new and improved out there, and that the regular old tp just isn't good enough.. we want to give our kids the best, right down to what they wipe their asses with!!
12:29 PM, March 17, 2006
Cinnabuns!!! Bwaaah-hah-hah!!!
3:47 PM, March 17, 2006
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