Well
All I have to say is that Dr. Moo and I were at Muddy Waters from 6:20 until 7:10 this evening and there was NO SIGN of Shorty Saladpants. I hope he's okay. I'm going to keep my can of whoop-ass closed until we get confirmation of this.
posted by McPolack at 10:22 PM
7 Comments:
Aaah...McPolack and Shorty Saladpants, the saga comes to a slow, painful pause.
Hey Shorty Saladpants (do I really have to call you that?), I've been waiting all night to hear about this damn date and you were late?! And when I saw you yesterday afternoon you looked so handsome and cleaned up. By the way, who did you go listen to last night?
Dear, patient, McPolack, please excuse his boorish lateness. His greenhouse furnace really is a pain in the ass to keep going and he really was looking forward to the coffee break. I hope to hear you will try it again.
9:20 AM, March 12, 2006
Ssp, I'm sorry to hear about your furnace and of course you need to take care of the business needs first, but Dr. Moo and I did wait at least half an hour after the appointed meeting time for you. Next time I would recommend calling the coffee shop and seeing if someone can find the person/persons you were supposed to meet. I am glad that you are okay.
There's an off chance that I will be in Vermont the weekend after next, babysitting Dr. Moo's pets while she is out of town, but other than that you would have to come to Boston to meet me. As for Dr. Moo, well, it's snowball's chance at this point.
Who did you go to listen to, BTW? And where?
PS, we looked goooooooooooooood last night.
8:58 PM, March 12, 2006
Hey Shorty Saladpants, (again, do I really have to call you this?), you are so going to get crank phonecalls with heavy breathers now! Ack!
On the otherhand, it may liven things up around the farm.
11:50 PM, March 12, 2006
McPolack: I think you ought to give SSP a second chance. He deserves it, and he gets extra points for posting his number here, knowing moo could write it down in bathroom stalls throughout this great nation.
SSP: You must go to Boston. McPolack is worth the drive a million times over. Really.
Moo: Please do not abuse SSP's number in the manner described above.
12:11 AM, March 13, 2006
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7:43 AM, March 13, 2006
Ssp, another ballsy maneuver. I'll give you a call today. As a lady, I cannot post my number on my blog, otherwise I'm sure I would be INUNDATED with calls from potential suitors.
7:57 AM, March 13, 2006
McPolack.
3:25 PM, March 13, 2006
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