From the Files of Dr. Moo: Shouldering the World

So Dr. Moo was working on a cow yesterday that had milk fever, which is nothing like dance fever. As she is working, both hands busy, the farmer's wife is nearby chatting at her and she's got a cat on one shoulder and a cow on the other. The cat is a barn cat who, accoring to the farmer's wife, doesn't like it when you don't pay attention to her. As Dr. Moo is treating the sick cow she can't pay attention to the cat. So the cat is biting her in the face. In the meantime, on her other shoulder is the head of a healthy cow, and said cow is busily liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicking Dr. Moo's hat right off her head with her big bovine tongue. The farmer's wife informed Dr. Moo that this cow in particular does the same thing to her every morning.