Winner

So I'm sitting on the couch at my German friend's new condo last night. L and I helped she and her boyfriend move and it's the first time I've seen the place set up. It looks great. We've just finished some delish homemade pizza, salad with homemade vinagrette, and some homemade cookies. L lifts up her shirt and rubs her belly and says "I've got the biggest belly ever."I then lift my shirt and rub my belly and say "Oh, no I think mine is bigger."Then L looks over and says "Come on. Your belly isn't that big."I then pop the rest of my belly out from my jeans. L's eyes widen as she says "I guess you win."