Thursday, April 19, 2007

Here's a funny for you

I transcribed this today, at the end of what sounded like a doctor but what could have been an I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV doctor interviewing a couple of "patients" about various health issues, in front of a camera. It was 40 minutes of so of the doctor speaking in dulcet tones, gently drawing out this and that from the patients, all professional and regular, when all of a sudden he said...

We’re going to start with, I think, a running colonoscopy, if you’ll just bend over that table I’m going to get in that other room and run in here and just ram it home.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha! ouch

8:53 AM, April 20, 2007

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i still like the one where the patients suggested the medicine would be better if it was something they could eat or smoke. man, that was funny.

3:23 PM, April 20, 2007

 
Blogger McPolack said...

Mmmm...I'm about to transcribe a tape by a person named "Helen" who is either a heavy smoker or a pre-op transexual, judging from the timbre of her/his voice.

4:25 PM, April 20, 2007

 
Blogger Teri said...

OMG...hilarity.

9:18 PM, April 22, 2007

 

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