Two things

First thing Done learnt a new word yesterday, from the TV: plum smugglers. That'd be what you call a pair of men's bicycle shorts.

Second thing PolackPappy, in a valiant attempt to recreate the Sheila years (Sheila being his long-haired guinea pig love who used to shuffle like a wee dust mop across the family room floor, wheating as she went, chasing our first corgi, Toni.), plopped Harry the Wonder chinchilla right under Chauncey the Wonder corgi's beak. They ran in opposite directions and Pp had to chase Harry, who moves significantly faster than Sheila ever did, and put him back in his cage.