Attention, America!

Please stop drawing Hitler mustaches on President Obama. You're embarrassing everyone with your backwoods whiskey-tango ignoramus ways.

In all seriousness, this sort of activity frightens me. And makes me feel a little like an elitist liberal snob for hating all over the stupid pieces of white trash that uncap their Sharpies and run their mouths when they have no clue what they're saying. It is hard to love those people.

Oh, it is very, very hard.