Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Ned update

The third in the line of horrible hounds with monosyllabic monikers is doing well, despite having an unsightly scrotum (it hangs too low and is an unfortunate color, says Dr. Moo) and despite having run away from home while Dr. Moo was out of state.

Ned, you see, is afraid of Mr. Moo. Very afraid. I think Ned might think Mr. Moo is a white supremacist, for three reasons: 1. Mr Moo is a bald white guy. 2. Ned was in prison recently, human prison. 3. There are lots of white supremacists in human prison and they are mean.


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