Camel Toes

While I was pushing papers at the large 'n fancy university yesterday, Dr. Moo was giving a camel a pedicure. For more on the above photo, let's go straight to the (person holding the) camel's mouth:

Ollie was sedated for a nail trim. His owner asked me to put his tongue back in his mouth and hold his lower lip up so he wouldn't look undignified in the photo. I wish somebody had mentioned my appearance.