Story time!

Dr. Moo brought me some maple cream on Saturday.

She also brought me some stories!

Story 1: Dr. Moo and Mr. Moo went to the Unitarian church, which is where Mr. Moo's parents go. Stuffed animals were brought out for the kids' sermon. There were three stuffed elephants and one stuffed dragon. But the dragon kept insisting he was an elephant on the inside. None of the other elephants believed him at first but the the dragon trumpeted and they realized that he was in fact an elephant-in-dragon.


Story 2: One of the other vets in Dr. Moo's practice stopped by at a fiftysomething bachelor dairy farmer's place and noticed a room in the barn filled with crates of kitties. Naturally this worried him.

Turns out the humane society was responsible for bringing the cats, who were feral. The farmer already has a lot of cats and he takes good care of them; he'd agreed to let some more kitties live on his property and to feed them.

The vet breathed a sigh of relief and told the farmer he'd been worried there was a crazy old single cat lady on the loose.

"Where!?" asked the lonely bachelor farmer, excitedly.