Breaking: Pot Smells!

Finally, after five years of living in Vermont, Dr. Moo came face-to-face with some Maryjane. It's safe to say that dairy farmers aren't keeping the pot industry in business in the Green Mountain State; neither are college professors, another group the Moo hangs out with on a semi-regular basis.

It's more college students and aging hippies, neither of which were around the weed that Moo was around. I'm not going to tell you who Moo was around because-well, come on.

And no, Moo of course did not inhale or even so much as touch a pipe to her lips. (Though she did say the pipe was pretty.) It's the secondhand smoke she found stinky.