Not the smartest thing to do first thing in the morning...

I don't know how this got in my head but I was checking my email, sitting with Daphne-Moon in my lap (she likes to put her two front paws on the desk and watch me as I surf), I decided it would be fun to look for doggies, specifically daschsunds, on Petfinder, and who do I find? Francis, who is wearing a neckerchief and who, when he barks at you, likes for to clap your hands and then -- chase him!

Reminder to self: You need a JOB, kid, not a wiener dog.

But, oh, Francis.