Girly

Much though I like to brag about what an outdoorsy, au naturel person I am, unafraid to poke unidentified objects with sticks and pee in the forest, a look at the sheer number of products involved in my daily toilette says otherwise:

1. Shower: Shampoo, one of two to choose from.
2. Conditioner, one of three
3. Soap. I've got two kinds of liquid and three bars plus a scrub plus one specifically for my feet and one specifically for my face.
4. Once I am out of the shower: Body lotion. I think I might have 8 different kinds.
5. Facial moisturizer
6. Leave-in hair conditioner
7. Styling cream
8. Deodorant
9. Perfume
9. Concealer, powder, blush, mascara

And this is what I use even if I am not leaving the house. I used to also use shave gel instead of soap, and also eye cream. Oh, and the aforementioned ass cream. At one point I even had decollete cream that smelled of jasmine, but it made me break out. If they started making individual moisturizers for each body part, and they were on sale, and I had a 2 for 1 coupon, I might buy 'em. The only part of my body I don't soften and perfume to within an inch of its life (with the exception of course of the nether regions) would be my feet, because I like 'em tough.