BAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFF

Okay, okay. This is for all you TV watchers: Has anyone seen the previews, which have been running endlessly, for What About Brian? I don't know if words can do it justice. Oh, boo hoo, what about poor leetle Brian, with his shaggy hair and scruffy beard-lite and his love for his friend's soon to be wife? There's this scene at the end of the preview where he's making the most sickeningly toilet-overflowingly stupid mushy nani doodyface that I have ever, ever seen. It is dreck and schlock and smarmy and cheddy to the nth degree and beyond. It is even worse than The Bachelor, which is pretty horrible, and which I, er, happen to be watching right now.