Unappealing

Apologies for the groan-worthy pun title but my feet continue to molt and I wish they would get it over with. Right now I am soaking them in an apple cider vinegar bath. Apparently Fergalicious drinks shots of apple cider vinegar to flush out her fat. I'm not quite sure how that works, unless she's doing shots while hooked up to a lipo machine.



It's this kind of deeply felt, poetic blog posting that's going to win me a book deal.