On how things change

I was a bit too old for the first incarnation of Polly Pocket. And now she's back. And she's a hobag. I can't find any decent links, so you'll just have to trust me. My five-year-old friend and I were playing with a set she got for her birthday. The dolls are skinny, leggy, and have a multitude of skintight rubber mix-n-match outfits.

You could, if you were so inclined, put your PP in a pair of pink high-heeled knee boots, a short pink skirt, a pink bikini top, and a black pleather jacket. There are some more conservative options, of course. A pair of binoculars and a backpack have been thrown in as a cursory nod to girls who might be interested in activities other than hooking but let's be honest -- Polly's just going to carry her "toys" in that backpack and use the binoculars to spy on her pimp.