Thursday, January 19, 2006

Dr. Moo, Skank-ass Ho

Dr. Moo caused quite a stir the other day when she stripped to her jogbra (and pants!) so as to better fit both her arms into a bovine's behind. She was trying to get chains around a calf so she could pull it. She was also apparently making one farmer a wee bit uncomfortable as that farmer called the main office to complain. One of the other vets spoke with him, and then went to the dispatcher for her opinion as she's one of the only other female in the office, other than Dr. Moo.

Well, score one for the ladies. The dispatcher said she didn't think it was that big a deal and if they were going to do anything, they'd have to make it practice-wide, which would mean no more working shirtless for any of the men. Which of course the men found unacceptable.

Dr. Moo couldn't understand what all the fuss was about in the first place. I think being knee-deep in cow shit may have made her forget that she is 27, blonde, and a size six. Regardless, it's not her fault she's hot, just like it's not mine that I am.

It's tough being fabulous.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold your horses -- or cows.

Vermont farmers are complaining that hot young women are coming to their farms and stripping to their jog bras?

I'm so torn on this, I can't handle it. For starters, if my cow needed someone to reach deep inside its ass, anyone who would come to my farm and do it for me would be welcome, regardless of what they were wearing.

And anytime an attractive young woman wanted to come to farm and strip to a jog bra, she'd be equally welcome.

What's wrong with the world?

Go, Moo!

1:43 PM, January 20, 2006

Blogger Teri said...

Right on Dr. Moo and her sensible co-workers! A gal can't go mussing up all her fashions with whatnot from a cow's behind.

We are talking about life and death here! Business casual is out the window. (Perhaps literally for our skank-ass bovine midwife sisters...)

3:04 PM, January 21, 2006


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