GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

So today after a six-hour shift at the transcription agency, I spent (am now spending) three hours in the hipster coffee shop trying to make a dent in a bunch of my India files, partly so I can leave early on Friday to go visit JoyceFrances who, thank God, moved out of Rotter-damn! to a row house in Albany.

Unfortunately, there are some unbelievably loud and annoying people in here right now. We’re talking ear-bleeding cackles and shrieks. No one is that amusing. OK, on occasion I am that amusing, but from the looks of this group, they are a bunch of stinky hippy schlubs and I hate them and I wish they would just shut the F up.

Ooo, someone handsome and tall just sat down next to me!