Thursday, December 14, 2006

One Possible Reason Why Dr. Moo and I are Still Single...

...I was telling Dr. Moo the other night about how I was on the T and there was this bald guy with a carefully shaped, pointy-esque wiry beard who was checking me out and edging ever closer to me. And all I kept thinking was "Get the fuck away from me, baldie."

Dr. Moo said "It would be nice if you had a shirt on under your jacket that said 'Get the fuck away from me' because then when men bothered you on the train you could just open your coat and show them."

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Blogger Nonsequitur said...

Good to see that you are still blogging away :) oh, and by the way, you've been TAGGED!

10:47 PM, December 14, 2006

 

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