Eyeball

Took a brief trip out to a local Cambridge eyeglass store this afternoon to see what-all I could get for $200 without resorting to a big-box-esque location.

Turns out I can't get a full set of glasses with an exam at that price. What I can get however is a chance to paw through the bargain frames (at 99 bucks apiece, they're expensive in my book -- I mean, WTF? They're plastic!) and try them on while the balding middle-aged slighty rotund fellow behind the counter says "They'll all look good on your face" To which say "Oh, right, because I have an oval face." To which he says "No, because you have such a pretty face."