Licking It

I just bought a loaf of bread at a bakery near my apartment that could kill a man. It's loaded with fruit and the top has these sharp poky points from where it was slashed before baking. I'm bringin' it home for Easter!

In other McPolack news, I may have found a cohost for my as-yet-to-be-named cable access show: JM, who went to college with me and was the first guy to tell me that if I wanted to show a fellow a good time I should lick his butt.

Well I have yet to lick anyone's butt, thank you very much. Could that be why I'm still single?