Food TV

So I'm watching my favorite hour of food porn...Everyday Italian followed by the Barefoot Contessa. I was unemployed one year ago as I am now, and the tv was the same then. They play this "bow chicka bow bow" music while these 2 women, Giada DeLaurentis and Ina Garten, chop and smash various foodstuffs. Everything is very well lit. It's sexy.

Today Giada making a bread salad with olive oil all over it. Have you ever seen her? She's whippet-thin. No fucking way is this woman eating a salad made out of bread.

Now Ina, she's hefty. Actually a bit bigger than is probably healthy for her. But at least she eats, you know?

Dr. Moo thinks I have a thing against the skinnies, and maybe I do. I'd love to be able to cook and eat tons of food and yet remain thin. Alas, this has as of yet evaded me.