"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns"

So I'm headed to work this morning in Downtown Crossing, passing by the Filenes that is no more, and its bells are ringing. These are some churchy-sounding bells and you would think they would therefore play churchy-sounding music instead of what they were playing this morning, which was...the theme from The Godfather.

It was oddly appropriate, what with the colorful produce and the mix of people from everywhere and the cobblestones and the noise but you know what, bell ringing programmer person? I think you're encouraging bad, mafioso-like behavior by playing that dang song, and I for one do not want to get shot.