Thursday, July 20, 2006

Pass it On

I was thinking, while eating a health magazine-approved snack of a piece of whole grain toast with all natural unsalted peanut butter and honey, that there were three important life lessons I will make sure to pass down to my future children.

Do not, under any circumstances, accept the offer of:

1. A hurts doughnut for breakfast
2. A knuckle sandwich for lunch
3. Crackers and fromunda cheese for dinner.


Anonymous sir loins said...

I always offer the little one a knuckle sandwich when she is being difficult about what she wants to eat. She has yet to take me up on it. Even if i offer to make two.

11:00 PM, July 20, 2006

Anonymous Thursday said...

Actually, I think I'd advise turning down the offer of an unsalted peanut butter and honey sandwich too on the grounds of being rather revolting.

6:50 AM, July 21, 2006

Blogger McPolack said...

loins, it sounds like your little one is already quite the smart later and immune to taking any of your crap

Thursday, you don't know what you're missin'!

9:52 AM, July 21, 2006


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