Pass it On

I was thinking, while eating a health magazine-approved snack of a piece of whole grain toast with all natural unsalted peanut butter and honey, that there were three important life lessons I will make sure to pass down to my future children.

Do not, under any circumstances, accept the offer of:

1. A hurts doughnut for breakfast
2. A knuckle sandwich for lunch
3. Crackers and fromunda cheese for dinner.