Thursday, July 20, 2006

Pass it On

I was thinking, while eating a health magazine-approved snack of a piece of whole grain toast with all natural unsalted peanut butter and honey, that there were three important life lessons I will make sure to pass down to my future children.

Do not, under any circumstances, accept the offer of:

1. A hurts doughnut for breakfast
2. A knuckle sandwich for lunch
3. Crackers and fromunda cheese for dinner.

3 Comments:

Anonymous sir loins said...

I always offer the little one a knuckle sandwich when she is being difficult about what she wants to eat. She has yet to take me up on it. Even if i offer to make two.

11:00 PM, July 20, 2006

 
Anonymous Thursday said...

Actually, I think I'd advise turning down the offer of an unsalted peanut butter and honey sandwich too on the grounds of being rather revolting.

6:50 AM, July 21, 2006

 
Blogger McPolack said...

loins, it sounds like your little one is already quite the smart later and immune to taking any of your crap
:)

Thursday, you don't know what you're missin'!

9:52 AM, July 21, 2006

 

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