Multitudes

Tonight Dr. Moo arrives at the McPolack homestead, to leave off her pets as she sets out on a 10-day vacation to Hawaii. This will bring the total number of troublemakers for McMumsy to deal with to, well, let's do the math:

One fat, needy corgi plus
One angry orange kitty plus
One old Polack who likes to run around without his shirt on plus
One even older Polack who likes to sit around without her pants on plus
A former barn cat with half a tail plus
A current barn cat who drools like mad when she's happy plus
One not fat but definitely needy howling hound dog equals...

Ah, I don't know what it equals, but I feel kind of bad for my mother.