My kind of gig...

Sometimes I wish I could be host of the Ellen show. That woman takes silliness to a whole new level and has so much fun doing it. I caught the last 15 minutes today, wherein she broke a bottle over Sandra Bullock's head and had her hold a python. Then she went to a used car lot and cut her own ad where she danced with a guy in a lobster suit, which she said she'd taken as a trade in for a Mercury Grand Prix.