Top Three

...items Dr. Moo forgot to bring when she came home for Christmas:

1. Sneakers.
2. Underpants.
3. Frozen goat spine.

She needed the sneakers for running and the underpants so she wouldn't have to go commando. She needed the frozen goat spine because no one in Vermont would let her use their band saw to chop in half so she could look at the spinal fluid inside and see if what she suspected killed the goat actually killed it. And PolackPappy's got a band saw and he once took pictures of her sawing the hoof off a dead cow because he thought it was neat.