Kittenwar! McPolack Style

Dr. Moo: "Can I bring Tess (the Wonder Hound) when I come visit next weekend?"

Me: "What if she eats Daphne-Moon?" (cat belonging to me who Dr. Moo says is horribly spoiled.)

Dr. Moo: "She didn't eat Chloe Claws." (cat belonging to Dr. Moo known to express her anal sacs when you try to box her up and take her anywhere.)

Me: "Yeah, well that's because Tess knows she'd taste like ass juice."

Dr. Moo: "Well Tess won't eat Daphne-Moon because she knows she'd taste like spoiled milk."