Looking at the bright side

This morning I used one of the high-quality disposable razors I got with a coupon a few months ago. The difference between it and the el cheapo brand I normally used was immediately apparent. First I shaved off a chunk of my pinkie fingernail. Whoopsie! Later I shaved off an armpit chunk. It still hurts. I'm used to shaving the way I vacuum: go over the same area multiple times, with force. (My vacuum is el cheapo as well, and old, and held together with Gorilla Glue.)

I sure am glad I don't have nipple hairs!