A Tale of Terror

My dear friend cuarentayuno was put in what may well be the most uncomfortable work situation ever. He was on the Vineyard with his boss recently, working on a shoot. As the ferry back to the mainland wasn't until 6, cuarentayuno decided to have his boyfriend spend the day with him. Their plans were to go to a nude beach. The boss knew this. And the boss tagged along. And the wee hairy, scary, bare-ass naked boss asked cuarentayuno to put lotion on his back. Then, on the ferry ride into the sunset, furboss sat between c and his bf.

Poor, poor cuarentayuno. BTW, boss is married with two kids.

Also, this is a tad mean, but kudos to OSB for saying to c when she heard his story "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

tee hee hee

(sorry, c)