Ode II a Mellowcreme Pumpkin

Click here for last year's tribute. Read on for this year's...

Dear mellowcreme pumpkin,
like you there is no other
I love you almost more
Than I love my little brother

Your size and shape, they differ
Unique in every way
Just like real pumpkins growing
In fall fields mulched with hay

Just two of you a day
Do I allow myself to eat
Your sugary orange goodness
Is my very favorite treat

Oh, I would lots more of you
I am not telling lies
If only there were some guarantee
You would not end up as my thighs

Thank you.