Survey Says

Just got a call from a survey company asking if they could send me the May issue of Real Simple which I am to read on, and only on, next Monday, for a minimum of 10 minutes, and then tell someone who calls me next Tuesday what I think. I said I'd do it because, hey, free magazine. Maybe if I do well the things I'm asked to test will get upgraded and eventually they'll messenger me something cool like a cheese platter or an iPod or a VW Beetle.