Dear Black Eyed Peas: WTF?

Dr. Moo is always introducing me to all sorts of interesting music. Last visit it was Kelly Clarkson, whose cd Dr. Moo, embarrassingly, owns. This time around it was a little bit of country and a whole lot of this atrocious tune, which we both kept singing. Umm, I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff? Lovely lady lumps? That is nasty-tastic. I could forgive the BEP's for this crap if they were in their early twenties, but Fergie is older than me. Come on, honey. Stop singing this crap.

Dr. Moo and I decided to become rap stars ourselves. Here's out first tune:

Buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

and titties

yeah

and titties

Thank you!